Josh Malina: Why did you eat the toothpaste? You finally consummate with Donna, we’re all thrilled, and there’s a morning breath situation. A lot of people do the finger toothbrush, but nobody just puts the tube in their mouth and just swallows it!
Bradley Whitford: Out of an abundance of courtesy, after I make love to a woman, I simply swallow the paste. It’s not like I flossed or anything…
Josh Malina: Did Props rig up a toothpaste thing with Nutella?
Bradley Whitford: No, man! I’m De Niro! I ate the paste!
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Charlie Brown you are a stupid piece of shit
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i love how this implies that gritty is how vulcans see jim
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jobs for autism boy NO phone call NO schedule NO talking to people NO emails NO computer programming or sex work NO becoming a youtuber NO starting a band NO leaving my house NO one gets mad at me. $27 per hour please
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